Tuesday 25 June 2013

Just a bit of satire

               With little time left till college, it really makes people wonder, why are some students not driving? Why are some students not going to concerts, eating out, or spending all their money on alcohol for parties everynight? They have jobs, don't they? Don't these teens complain about having to 'dedicate' twenty mesely hours a week to these low paying, mistreating student jobs that they're so proud of? So they have the money! All they do with it though is wreak the economy with this ridiculous thing called 'saving'.
              That's right. I said it. Everyone was thinking it, it just had to be said. Students like this are wreaking the economy. If they do not spend all their money then some poor convenience store owner down the block will go bankrupt. Not only will this cause his poor family to be forced out on the streets, but it will also stop this store owner from spending all his money and cause another person to go bankrupt, and this reaction will go on and on until eventually, by some unknown force, it will cause the entire Canadian government to fall into chaos. And guess what? It will all be the fault of these high school students.
              They really are quit selfish, don't you think? Luckily, we have the rich young adults to save us. You know- those seemingly many kids who may or may not have a job, but that's okay because they have fairly well off parents? Those generous, intelegent teens who not only give back all of their own money, but a good chunk of their parents too?